Seriously, publishers, if you want me to knock out a quick diddle-blockbuster, get in touch. I can be proper kinky if the advance is right.
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Replying to @mdrndad
@philnickinson I'm thinking I should set up a kickstarter...1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @StefanEtienne
@stefanetienne Hang on, are you old enough to read it, Stefan? I don't want to get arrested! :P1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@stefanetienne Find me a publisher and I guess we'll find out!2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @russellholly
@russellholly There's actually a Mills & Boon submissions program open at the moment...1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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