Asked my waiter which version of the Impossible Burger they had, dinner came back and said it was Beyond, so I ordered the brussel sprouts. Waiter: We use bacon in that, if you're vegetarian. Me: Nah, I'm not vegetarian, I'm just obnoxious.
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Baconized brussel sprouts are amazing. Solid choice.
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My only regret is they didn't come out crispy. Love me a crispy sprout. Maybe a little balsamic with the bacon.
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I mean, what’s wrong with that?
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I'm on a fairly strict protein first diet
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I don't see why that is a problem.
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By an odd coincidence, I had broccoli and bacon for dinner two nights ago.
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If you don't invite me for bacon and Brussels I'mma be a bit miffed mister.
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