Welcome to my new online security analysis site, THREATSCAPE. Here, we work with world-renowned industry professionals to help you understand why everything is screwed forever and you should probably go live in a mud hole if you don't want everything to track you until you die.
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A key to the THREATSCAPE success model is our simple and accessible website where we rank every event on the internet on the THREAT-O-METER. It helps you see what probably won't impact you directly (2/7 THREATS) and what will probably make you weep for humanity (20X9/7 THREATS)
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If words and pictures are too much for you to fully absorb how truly and utterly boned you are by having an internet connection of any kind, THREATSCAPE offer the DANGER NOW CAST, a weekly update pod available only by sticking you head fully into your neighbors mailbox on Fridays
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