I mean, I get it. That's not the guy handing you this card. At all.pic.twitter.com/tdX90sSDWX
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I mean, I get it. That's not the guy handing you this card. At all.pic.twitter.com/tdX90sSDWX
Usually people see it, look up at me quizzically, and I can either show them my Base Access Card with an updated photo or just explain what happened. I'll even get a "congrats!" or stunned surprise with the story. Not this guy, though. He wasn't having it.pic.twitter.com/GVbMpzsW3u
So, yeah. As soon as I get home it's time to make an appointment at the MVA.
Does Google Photos have trouble recognizing old pictures of you?
No it's usually accurate
TSA. Securing the friendly skies from skinny people since...
Ain't no theater like security theater.
I think it’s the beard, but they chose me randomly the last 4 times I went through security. The last 2 I basically laughed. 
It's never happened. TSA just looks at me and goes "wow". But hey there's always a first time.
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