Wait, you’re hiring? I’d love to work for you. I work hard! Will you hire me? 


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Twice. I would hire you twice.
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What do you hire people for?
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Lots of things, from writers to editors to planning people.
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Bahahahaa
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You mean my blood sacrifices don't work? I'm shattered russell. SHATTERED.
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Can I haz job pls
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*Douses fire, cancels sequence of smoke signalspic.twitter.com/HH3Y9Jcu3F
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