"I really like this peanut butter. I wonder if Costco has it in a container large enough for me to swim in?" ~ Actual thing I said out loud this morning.
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Replying to @russellholly
If I ever become a millionaire I'll get you a kiddy pool full of your favorite PB
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Replying to @DameMoriarty
I knew you cared, but wow.
6:07 AM - 1 Mar 2019
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