oh fuck my mattress topper is "five stops away" let's see if it comes to the back door this time
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I had to contact Amazon support to get it re-delivered, which was dumb as rocks, but they gave me $10 credit for my trouble, which was nice, but also I'm giving money to stupid Jeff Bezos, which I hate
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oh my God it's one stop away, why does Amazon have this feature
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oh right, they have it so I can stop them from walking up to the front of the apartment, shrugging, and leaving with my mattress topper
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did I just rush out and waylay my delivery person before they could even consider where to leave the box? I absolutely did.
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happy valentine's day to me and my boring apartment tweets, I will sleep more comfortably tonight, that is my gift to myself
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Update: I have made a grave error. My bed is now TOO comfy
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You have been adopted by the bed. Let it care for you.
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Replying to @russellholly
I spent a week in a weird hospital bed and two more weeks on a hard mattress and this is like a cloud, I am so happy.
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