Imagine twisting your brain so hard that you, a pickup artist, who is DEFINITELY NOT AFRAID OF BEING GAY, think women's butts make you gay.https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1089852084428656641 …
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I think I'm losing my mind. I genuinely can't. I've spent the last 5 minutes hysterically laughing at this in bed. The circle is complete. The PUAs are becoming incels now out of fear of being gay or something. I don't even know anymore.
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I watched the whole video in which he: - calls his penis a Benis (what?) - reassures everybody that he'd never have anal sex - because there is "doo doo" in there - reassures everybody that he does not watch gay porn all day
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Replying to @Gaohmee
All I needed was that first seven seconds to make my entire day. "... And guess what? Not only women have butts, but men too!" It's just... it's so amazing, being in the presence of one of the great minds of our generation. To have such WISDOM bestowed upon us. Truly blessed.
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As he sits in his wonky-ass kitchen, trying to reassure everybody that he's not gay at all while also making sure everybody knows he's DEFINITELY ALPHA or whatever the fuck they believe. I can't man. I can't.
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It's that scene where Adam Sandler is making that one kid feel better by telling everyone they aren't cool unless they pee their pants, but the kids he's trying to make feel better is himself and the whole things collapses in on itself. It'd be funny if he wasn't dangerous.
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