oh hi TED CRUZ BEARD TRUTHER here no this is not a good beard, how goddamn dare youhttps://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/a25558628/ted-cruz-beard-actually-looks-fine/ …
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Has the beard improved his face? Sure. But his face is still this, which is the face of a man who is trying very hard not to urinate, and also the face of a man who is trying very hard but also maybe failing in his quest to not urinate.pic.twitter.com/2dOX3ll4B0
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Also, look at this shit right here, this open expanse, this salted-earth tract of CRUZFLESH that is entirely without beard -- it's like a desolate parking lot, a garden of ruined earth where nothing will grow --pic.twitter.com/wMWo4o5AAN
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Replying to @ChuckWendig
chuck what are you doing
7:31 AM - 13 Dec 2018
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