oh hi TED CRUZ BEARD TRUTHER here no this is not a good beard, how goddamn dare youhttps://www.esquire.com/style/grooming/a25558628/ted-cruz-beard-actually-looks-fine/ …
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Yup, you nailed it. Although I'm uncertain whether the beard improves his face or if it's just the novelty of it. By which I mean, we haven't seen him be evil as much with a beard, so he seems better this way. Give him and beard time. I bet its efficacy declines.
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A couple regular Ted lies and the beard will become less effective. But for a minute, it doesn't make me as queasy to look at Patchy for a few seconds
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it DOES make him a bit more tolerable! it's not a good beard, but its worth is in that it makes him look a bit less slimy somehow
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Which is the number one job of a beard, really.
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Forget the beard then, let's go all out and get him a paper bag.
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