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Replying to @KyleOrl
First, Rudolph talks, has feelings and family, and celebrates Xmas. Second, at the end of The Santa Clause, Tim Allen delivers gifts to adults that they wanted as kids and never got, suggesting he knows all, all ages. That movie is now Santa canon, and thus you are incorrect.
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Replying to @PR_Flak
Your suggestion that Santa monitors non-humans if they are sentient is NOT SUPPORTED IN THE TEXT GOOD SIR!
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Can Santa even speak Reindeer? Probably just chalked it up to some reindeer games and went back to oversee his unpaid interns.
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Replying to @SeanTheBaptiste @KyleOrl
Speaking of the interns, does he monitor the elves??? He must've known the dentist was miserable making toys. He's a oligarch who maintained the unhappiness of the population to secure his place living in a mansion, draped with servants, gluttonously eating everything in sight.
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Wow this thread got dark af fast.
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