I bought a head of iceberg lettuce yesterday and the woman behind me was horrified. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RECALL? I DON'T THINK THEY CAN EVEN SELL THAT, CAN THEY?!" I just smiled and said it was ok because I was going to cook it before eating. She just stared blankly at me
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I am green with envy with these puns, so here I am.
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