I say mugged, he didn't actually get anything. Just a few shots to the face with some bullshit ring.
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I’ve been playing a lot of Spider-Man lately, so if need be, I’m pretty sure I’d be able to web shoot his ass into the next century. Glad you’re okay, man

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I was in NYC and everything, you'd have been perfect
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CHEEEEESUS. You okay?
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I'm fine. My 14 year old hits harder.
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I wish I had been with you. He would have been no match for the chopstick in my hair.
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He was barely a match for me standing still and letting him punch me while I calmly put my glasses away. I'm sure you'd have snapped him in half and force-fed him his own balls.
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WTF?! Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Asshole scratched my glasses.
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On a positive note, your glasses are awesome! Great colour choice!
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Thanks! I love them so much.
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