Hey Sean! Our analytics engine noticed that you haven't been buying as many White Mochas for your wife! We generated a fake game to entice you to buy 1 a day for the next 3 days! If you comply there's 25 shiny stars in it for you*! Sincerely, Starbucks *estimated value: 0
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Don't hate the player, hate the ai generated capitalist gamification
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I think there's either a band name or a cyberpunk novel in there somewhere.
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