Hey I really like that bike, can I try it out? "Uh, sir, that's a women's bike." Does it get the rider special powers for having a vagina? "No it's just designed differently." Does the penis-friendly version come in this shade of blue? "No, just black and red."pic.twitter.com/HNAEj6Q8VZ
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Clearly it would be impossible for a man to ride such a ludicrous contraption. How on Earth would one even mount this ridiculous womanly vehicle? Why it's simply preposterous.
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Stretches the mind, really.
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I've never understood why only the female bike frame dips away from the nether region. Ain't NOBODY got time for landing on that crossbar. Obviously this one isn't as dramatic making it even more confusing.
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I think it was originally about swinging your leg over in a skirt. They could step through instead.
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Lol that doesn’t even look like a “women’s frame” bike. Put a men’s saddle on it (trust me, *that* piece is important if you have a prostate, similarly women’s saddle is important for lady bits) and you’re good to go. Apologies for gendered saddle terms but bikes aren’t woke yet
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This made me think of baseball vs softball helmets. Women: Full facemask. Men: Broken noses build character. Of course guys do use increased protection AFTER an injury.
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That is a dope shade of blue, tho. IJS
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Wouldn't have even know it was a woman's bike if I didn't see your conversation
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Buy new glasses—they’re cheaper!
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