hi I just spent the last hour with no clothes on while a plastic surgeon poked my gross body and took d e e p l y unflattering photos of my unmentionables so whatever you have that could cheer me up would be just swell internet pals
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Replying to @russellholly
I haven’t decided to go that route, watched my wife do it. Have fun.
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Replying to @jperlow
The choice is between this and constantly breaking out on the worst places and boy do I wish I had a third option.
7:27 AM - 11 Jul 2018
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