Remember, it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you... 
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Been at Google working on Android since 2009, and it SO me
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Ha, that is so funny, I also think the same thing
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same here, the second I can't access my email I start sweating and considering texing my manager lol
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Keep an eye out for a digital pink slip.
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