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@russell_kane

I used to be a comedian before a tiny virus turned me into a housebound camera shouter.

England, United Kingdom
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 hours ago

    Kaneing: Lockdown 2 (Full 5 minutes version here: )

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  2. 3 hours ago

    Also shout out to and - what talented bastards - awesome tonight

    What an amazing show - heart breaking at all the empty diaries of all my colleagues - front of house, box office, fellow jesters - the whole industry. Bitter sweet way to head back into Zoomworld 😥
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  3. 3 hours ago

    What an amazing show - heart breaking at all the empty diaries of all my colleagues - front of house, box office, fellow jesters - the whole industry. Bitter sweet way to head back into Zoomworld 😥

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  4. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    "Boris has the timing of a Bangkok rolex"

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    Kaneing: Lockdown 2 (Full 5 minutes version here: )
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  5. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Mr Tumble is a c***

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    Kaneing: Lockdown 2 (Full 5 minutes version here: )
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  6. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    'The political version of Mr Tumble has managed to get it more wrong than a maths test done on MDMA' 😂

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    Kaneing: Lockdown 2 (Full 5 minutes version here: )
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  7. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Doing a show at tonight. I bet , and I will each have to be dragged off that stage as we try to soak in the last live laughs we’ll hear til god knows when. If you’re coming tonight laugh loud, laugh long, they have to see us through winter

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  8. Retweeted
    9 hours ago
    Replying to and

    Hopefully it won't be too long till we can resume some sort of normality but in the meantime, did you know if anyone is struggling with their mental health they can text "SHOUT" to 85258 and a trained crisis volunteer will text back it's free and open 24/7 please spread the word.

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  9. Oct 31

    It’s cooking!

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  10. Oct 31

    Making eyeball stew

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  11. Retweeted
    Oct 30

    Hey everyone... join me with and Vanessa Redgrave performing Cleopatra at Stonehenge; plus and Sheila Atim. Stonehenge as noone has seen it before

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    Viewers worldwide can join as she heads outside for Inside Culture this weekend on the BBC World News Channel. For full broadcast times see tweet below. | |
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  12. Oct 30

    They're not, they're Right.

    Replying to @russell_kane
    If you do that to the Tories there will be no one left.
    1 reply 12 likes
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  13. Oct 30

    I would love to help and its affiliated groups simplify their code of conduct. Here's my attempt at Rule 1 and 2: 1) Are you a racist c*nt? Punishment. Expulsion. 2) Have said a racist c*nt thing? Punishment. expulsion. Sorted. Now do something else.

    10 replies 4 retweets 119 likes
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  14. Oct 30

    I think it's great 's flaunting her luxury trip & a hologram of her Dad, while many Americans struggle to eat, and can't even visit sick loved ones Take it further Kim. Sequence your DNA & publish it- how about an actual camera in your arsehole filming your organs?

    19 replies 19 retweets 355 likes
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  15. Oct 30

    I dated that person too

    Replying to @PackedLunchC4 @John_Whaite and 4 others
    When I was little I used to wake up in the middle of the night and there'd be a woman sat opposite me, just staring at me. We also used to have things disappear then turn up in random places
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  16. Retweeted
    Oct 30

    Still haven’t watched ?? Then catch up via

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  17. Retweeted
    Oct 29

    Have you got any real-life ghost stories? 👻 Maybe you've felt like someone else is in the room and it left you spooked! 💀 Let us know! 🎃

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  18. Retweeted
    Oct 30

    I’m back hosting ‘Have I Got News For You’ tonight (my 7th time on show and 5th as host) Recorded last night with an audience (hooray). Our fab producer has been editing all night, chopping down the 2hrs we recorded to 30mins. On at 9pm

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  19. Retweeted
    Oct 29

    Tonight 11pm MIM’s new comedy panel show 'The Likely Dads' all about the funny side of being a dad starts with and guests Make sure you tune in! Tim on Loose Women TOMORROW too

    Tonight 11pm MIM’s new comedy panel show The Likely Dads starts with and guests - ‘it’s all about the funny side of being a dad.’ Make sure you tune in!
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  20. Retweeted
    Oct 29

    . virtual shared package is the perfect way to entertain guests from 20-200! Hosted by comedian , with a chance to challenge Chase star , this will be a night to remember!

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