I like when you check on your ride on Uber app and it shows the little car icon of your driver doing donuts all over the map. Makes me feel safe.
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Replying to @angrygn0me
They're just using centrifugal force to get all the crumbs out of the car, so it's clean for you. Very conscientious of them!
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Replying to @runcibilities
My driver last night was blasting the world’s most boring podcast on how to utilize social media marketing, the car smelled like popcorn and he had an open Chobani yogurt in the center console. Also he popped a tire. Life is an adventure
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Replying to @angrygn0me
This really needs a narrator/voice over saying, at the end, "later, popcorn chobani posted on 'r/incel' about how he just couldn't understand how he was single"
5:42 PM - 24 Feb 2018
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