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Sarah Rumpf
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Coffee aficionado ☕️ alumna 🐊 Contributing Editor 📺 Freelance writer 💻 Aspiring pâtissière 🍰 *tweets = my opinion* 🇺🇸
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I’m holding off commenting on Nashville for now. To much of what we think we know is unconfirmed. In time the facts will come out. We will know more by tomorrow morning. However, I am praying for these families. Join me.
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In Tennessee as of April 1, you can bring a loaded firearm to brunch without a permit but a guy could not dress up like Dolly Parton and sing Jolene without risking a misdemeanor.
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Tennessee governor Bill Lee issued a statement recently about how the drag ban in Tennessee “protects children” If only he would have instead focused on laws that might have prevented the mass murder of children in his state today tennessean.com/story/news/pol
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this is without question my least favorite story to report there is no good news about a school shooting, none, never there is only a moment where the death toll stops getting higher and the pain is defined and set in stone for its place in our horrific national statistics
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God this photo by @NicoleHester90
A child weeps while on the bus leaving, The Covenant School, following a mass shooting a the school Monday morning in Nashville , Tenn., Monday, March 27, 2023. Three students and three adults were killed by a female perpetrator. The shooter was killed by police on the scene. Students were transported from Covenant School to a reunification center at Woodmont Baptist Church.
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*your Bless your heart, but I'm certain I've never tweeted to advocate for an entire partisan viewpoint to be censored here. Run along now or I'll block you. I don't think it's very sporting to engage in a battle of the wits with the unarmed, and you are a waste of my time.
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Replying to @rumpfshaker and @four4thefire
You’re timeline shows differently.
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The winner so far for Today's Stupidest Reply Guy is Todd! Congrats, Todd! Your willful ignorance & baseless insults make you a moron of a unique caliber. Truly remarkable.
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Replying to @four4thefire and @rumpfshaker
It’s one of many measures he’s taken. We’ll see in a few years if his purchase was worth the investment. Sarah is a leftist who either doesn’t believe in profits and/or wants her uni-voice version of Twitter back.
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Can someone send this to the cowards in Uvalde? This shooter was reportedly armed with TWO assault style rifles (plus a handgun) and the Nashville cops didn't cower in the hallway and let her keep murdering children.
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Two MNPD officers who entered the building and went to the sounds of gunfire engaged the shooter on the second floor and fatally shot her.
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UPDATE: Nashville PD report the shooter was 28 years old. Her name has not yet been released.
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JUST IN: Nashville PD Report School Shooter was Female, ‘Armed With At Least Two Assault-Type Rifles and a Handgun’ mediaite.com/a/hodpi
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"I will personally invite the teacher to Florence to give her recognition on behalf of the city. Art is civilization and whoever teaches it deserves respect."
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Inviterò personalmente l’insegnante a Firenze per darle un riconoscimento a nome della città. L’arte è civiltà e chi la insegna merita rispetto.
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Mayor of Florence reacting to this oh-so-Florida story (according to Google translate): "A Florida teacher was forced to quit for showing students photos of Michelangelo's David. Mistaking art for pornography is just ridiculous."
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Un’insegnante della Florida è stata costretta a licenziarsi per aver mostrato agli studenti le foto del David di Michelangelo. Scambiare l’arte per pornografia è semplicemente ridicolo.
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Go step on a Lego, Elon. The blue check has no value since you disconnected it from actual verification. I'm not paying a penny for it, definitely not $8/month.
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lame, he didn’t even come up with it himself. Sad! 😂
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'Ron Dukakis': Trump Promotes New DeSantis Insult in 3:30 AM Social Media Post mediaite.com/tv/ron-dukakis
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Good for him for speaking facts.
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'Absolutely Awful!' Brian Kilmeade Calls Trump 'Insane' for Defending January 6th Rioters at Waco Rally mediaite.com/tv/absolutely-
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and here I thought amnesia mostly happened to people in telenovelas 😂
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Conservatives don’t like or want the personal mocking mediaite.com/politics/trump
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As a user, I find knowing that this account is really William Shatner a lot more valuable than knowing which accounts pay $8/month. That’s not elitism, as Musk claims, that’s just common sense.
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Hey @elonmusk what’s this about blue checks going away unless we pay Twitter? I’ve been here for 15 years giving my ⏰ & witty thoughts all for bupkis. Now you’re telling me that I have to pay for something you gave me for free? What is this-the Colombia Records & Tape Club?🙄
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What I don’t get about those who warned about Trump: , Graham, Rubio, Cruz, etc. Why can’t they just accept they were right? He did destroy conservatism. He did damage the GOP for a generation at least. Don’t pretend it didn’t happen. Take the W. and deal with reality.
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What’s the problem? Like pornography, you know it when you see it. He doesn’t look comfortable in his skin. His laugh seems creepy. These criticisms may seem superficial, but just ask Kamala Harris how politically damaging such perceptions can be.
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I may have some thoughts to share next week…going to run this delightful bit from NLRB past a smart lawyer first…not going to say anything that’s not true and very well-deserved. 😘
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That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board. trib.al/scWpBsH
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Sadly the new one plays a little song when the eggs are done instead of the raise-the-dead shrieking banshee wail from the original model that I have, but it’s still a very helpful little gadget.
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That’s…worse. I’d be willing to believe Trump was ignorant of that day in history but the frickin’ lieutenant governor of the great state of Texas most certainly is not.
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So who the heck picked Waco to host the rally during the 30th anniversary of the Waco Siege? Lt. Gov @DanPatrick said he did it.
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