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Wall Street Journal: Michael Cohen paid thousands to rig polls in Trump's favor cnn.it/2FDPv1O
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The people who are getting offended at the #GilletteAd are also the people dumb enough to think that you can flush razors down the toilet. t.co/PsBYKyT18Z
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Every Tuesday night he hosts an open mic for music/poetry in LA . Tonight should be fun ♥️
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if you’re a young person and you feel like you don’t fit into this world because people around you have tried to tell you what is the right path for you don’t follow that follow your heart and do what inspires you and brings joy to you everyday don’t worry about money it’ll come
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I mean she got a horse emoji in her handle, what’d you expect
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Us going back to Peter Parker after we just met Miles Morales twitter.com/iamnoami/statu
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or ur little crackhead offspring can just not do heroin
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Ordering a pizza in a snowstorm is such a dick move lol. Oh the roads are too bad to drive but let’s see if this 17 yr old kid can make it in his ‘04 kia
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bohemian rhapsody credits: *tells about freddie’s death and his life / legacy after live aid
me: 😔
bohemian rhapsody: *plays don’t stop me now in the background while doing so*
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😔 😔 😔
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thats how i feel inside
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Cool.
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Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay
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Another new year, another year without that Kendrick Lamar and J.Cole mix they teased with Black Friday that was supposed to drop 1,049 days ago. Here’s to 2019
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📍jake peralta
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📍”cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”
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some of y’all never converted youtube music videos to mp3 files and it shows
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this was the longest trailer i’ve ever seen in my life fr, got to experience 2 movies for the price of 1 twitter.com/RyanRibbity/st
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I think my girl got me a switch
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Merry Christmas to all the dogs that are waiting for homes in places like stores and shelters. Love your pets if you’re with them, spoil them
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People who like green: it's a good color
People who like orange: it's a good color
People who like purple: Purple is my life. I dress purple, I glow purple, I eat and drink purple. If you come into my house and insult purple, I will personally tear you limb from limb
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Here’s the lowest quality meme I’ve ever made
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In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans.
She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked.
Look who's laughing now, mom.
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New trailer. Avengers trailer. I'll work on a trailer video. This is the trailer. youtube.com/watch?v=hA6hld #AvengersEndgame
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I'm confused by this #TheGameAwards pre-show. It's just the show. IT'S JUST THE SHOW IS WHAT I'M SEEING.
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BITCH LASAGNA
BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA
BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA
BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA, BITCH LASAGNA
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