Roodles

@rudyascott

Typical malcontent.

Anchorage, AK
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Joined July 2009
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  1. Jan 13

    Not looking forward to MLK Day when a bunch of Congressmen will quote MLK after they just voted to take away healthcare for millions.

    1 reply . 1 retweet 6 likes
  2. Jan 13

    That SJW thing is astounding to me. The idea that people who fight 4 social justice are losers.. oof I can't imagine that ideology ages well

    517 replies . 769 retweets 4,874 likes
  3. Jan 12

    guys I think I'm radicalizing my mom

    8 retweets 55 likes
  4. Jan 8

    So why don't you have any visible muscle tone?

    9 replies . 25 retweets 340 likes
  5. Jan 6

    Thanks to everyone that was checking on me. Other than maybe a broken rib and an overall beating I'll be back to mumbling C+ jokes v soon

    253 replies . 192 retweets 3,689 likes
  6. Jan 6

    Brilliant Artist is Digitally Adding Blood and Gore to ‘Home Alone’ Scenes -

    2 retweets 4 likes
  7. Jan 5

    Kind of like how I'm always nowhere to be found when it's time to pay the group tab at restaurants.

    1 retweet 1 like
  8. Jan 1

    Another one of my friends is getting really into the idea of giving birth without drugs. I don't even like going to the beach without drugs.

    37 replies . 549 retweets 3,719 likes
  9. 29 Dec 2016

    Calvin and Hobbes invented Normcore.

    2 retweets 1 like
  10. 27 Dec 2016

    The Planet Fitness Black Card membership let's me kick people off machines when I want to use them, I hope.

    1 like
  11. 23 Dec 2016

    Calendars are great Xmas gifts if you only want to spend $20 disappointing someone.

  12. 21 Dec 2016

    I've been offered cocaine many more times than I've been offered mulled wine.

    1 reply .
  13. 20 Dec 2016

    Possible campaign slogans if I run for President: "A pie in every pocket!" "Dogs are for dips" "May I have this dance?" *cat pictures*

    1 reply . 3 likes
  14. 20 Dec 2016

    I'd like to own even one thing that people would call luxurious. Something in gold would be nice.

    1 reply . 1 like
  15. 20 Dec 2016

    Checking out old presidential campaign slogans. This is by far my favorite.

  16. 14 Dec 2016

    I just found out that Yakov Smirnoff sells art, so you can stop wondering what to get me for Christmas:

  17. 14 Dec 2016

    I hope this whole Russian hacking thing leads to a Yakov Smirnoff revival.

    1 like
  18. 11 Dec 2016

    Apparently when Republicans watch Rocky 4 they now root for Drago.

    1 retweet 10 likes
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  20. 5 Dec 2016

    Green tea tastes like pond water, you green tea drinking sickos.

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