rudy mustang

@rudy_mustang

i took an iq test and scored a perfect 100

Appalachia, KY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2015.

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    29. pro 2019.
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  2. all of my spin-off accounts are organizing coups against each other and stuff

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  3. these mfs thought they were gonna pre-prepare a bunch of memes before their super bowl ad and then flood the baby nut meme market. humongous losers, all of them. no respect for the meme economy

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  4. prije 3 sata

    cop: get in the car you’re under arrest me, extremely woke: ooo is that your police issue crown victoria? produced by ford? ah i’m sorry sir but ethically, i can’t ride in that car. as you may know, henry Ford was antisemitic and

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  5. prije 4 sata

    you make one very small typo and nobody will let you live it down

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  6. prije 4 sata

    me: *looking up at the stars* son my son: yes dad? me: *putting my arm around him and pointing to a constellation* please please never sneak candy into a movie theater. just buy it at concessions like an ethical human. it’s not okay to break the rules of society

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  7. prije 6 sati

    dear god who is making all these

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  8. prije 19 sati

    *me coming home drunk* my dog: bark bark bark bark me:

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  9. prije 20 sati

    i do not support baby mr peanut, morally

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  10. prije 20 sati

    me: i got a touchdown my teammate: *shoves me as hard as he can* LETS GOOOO me: are you mad at me? why are you pushing me? my teammate: *slaps my helmet* I’M JUST HYPE BRO me: ok well stop hitting me geez

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  11. prije 20 sati

    hardrock cafe super bowl commercial budget- celebrity appearances: $10 million clarity of storyline or what is even going on in the commercial: $4

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  12. prije 20 sati

    tom brady: *getting on one knee* babe i have to ask you something his gf: oh my god tom brady: did you know that you can watch live sports on Hulu

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  13. prije 21 sat

    State Farm ceo: what commercial should we do for the super bowl me: how about we have the angry wife ask Jake what he’s wearing and he’s like “uhh khakis” lol ceo: come on. we can’t just keep doing that same bit me: *grabbing him by the collar* give the people what they want

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  14. prije 22 sata

    help this person got *almost* a million likes and keeps trying to bond with me

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  15. 2. velj

    sorry babe darude sandstorm stays ON during hand holding sessions

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    2. velj

    with Valentine’s Day right around the corner I’d just like to remind you that it’s your fault you don’t have one

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  17. 2. velj

    there are two kinds of people in this world. those that have the 18th most liked tweet of all time, and those that do not

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    31. sij

    When a dad upgrades to a nest thermostat...

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  19. 2. velj

    *drake voice* i would have so many friends if i didn’t have success and accomplishments

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  20. 2. velj

    them: discrimination is bad me, with a humongous brain and deep understanding of the war industrial complex: so you like indiscriminate bombing? you don’t think airstrikes should discriminate between hostile military personnel and civilians?? wow cool man

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    1. velj

    I was very concerned with my Grandma today

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