rstevens 3.01 gold

@rstevens

It's better to be a pirate than join the navy.

Easthampton, Pizzachussetts
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  1. I am tempted at least once a week to quit everything and go into hot dogging

  2. Charlotte’s Meme

  3. Apply coffee directly to scalp. Repeat.

  4. There are probably valid reasons to complain about new Star Wars movies, but this isn’t one:

  5. If you’re going to call something about Star Wars repetitive, don’t let it be this.

  6. The only dialogue in Klingon pornography is, “honor honor honor honor honor honor honor honor honor honor honor honor honor HONOR”

  7. When you go potty in an X-Wing Fighter, that’s called Poo Dameron

  8. I secretly want a vending machine route because I’m so good at snacks

  9. get you a baked good who can do both

  10. computers would be so much fun if we measured everything in gigglebytes

  11. How about a cruise ship, but everything is in vending machines and we all wear Daft Punk helmets?

  12. All coffee is Emergency Coffee

  13. rstevens 3.01 gold seguiu e
    • @cepheusradio

      Cartographer | science fiction enthusiast

    • @nongenderous

      Feminist. Aspie. My superpower is cuddling animals. I love riding horses, reading books and drinking wine. She/her.

  14. Here’s the pitch: A self-referential hard rock band called HEAVY META

  15. Harrison Ford’s Vaporizer

  16. Tellarites are the unsung heroes of Star Trek. They helped found the Federation, but never become show regulars.

  17. Retweetou

    My sweet grumpy goo boy 💕 💕

  18. Retweetou

    If you ask me to draw Beast this is how it's gonna go.

  19. If you can legally smoke near me, I should be able to legally swing nunchucks just as close to you

  20. It’s cool, I was genetically engineered to be an asshole

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