Dr Richard P Grant

@rpg7twit

All your basepair are belong to me: mad scientist, poet, gadfly.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Aug 2016

    Still cracks me up.

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    12 hours ago

    Maths question that any teachers are welcome to use: what is 25% of £5.99? Anyone who gets the answer right should get a job at ⁦⁩

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    20 hours ago
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    Is that a mousetrap with an olive in or a cow trap with an aubergine in?

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    21 hours ago
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    What did you use as bait? Cookies?

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  5. 21 hours ago

    Gotcha.

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  6. Retweeted
    Nov 17

    Just interviewed by a crew from the Dutch news channel about rising COVID cases in Europe

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  7. Nov 17

    TIL there is a Le Club du Globule Rouge et du Fer 🇫🇷

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  8. Nov 16

    And it’s AWESOME that didn’t call them “blood thinners”.

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    Nov 16
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    But you have the hobbit cooking pots which are functional AND can be used as a weapon!

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  10. Retweeted
    Nov 16
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    With full consonant of both parties. The only way

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    Nov 16
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    I hope they focused particularly on the long “e” - that’s a romantic one somehow

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  12. Nov 16

    *Can't* *breathe*

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    Nov 16
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    As printed on packets of "Life[tm]". Take one per day, do not exceed stated dose. Life[tm] is associated with severe side effects such as ... death.

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  14. Nov 16

    "[Treatment] is associated with severe side effects such as ... death". Sometimes I hate the language we have to work with.

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  15. Retweeted
    Nov 16

    After 2 years of COVID I am really starting to miss conference buffets. If anyone wants a conference cartoonist then pretty soon I’d do it for as many small triangular sandwiches as I can fit in my pockets

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  16. Nov 16

    Dear Microsoft, please stop fucking with the comment function in Word and PowerPoint. Cheers.

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  17. Nov 15

    Barbara got there in the end but OH MY DAYS what a palaver. This is why they’re called civil serpents.

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  18. Retweeted
    Nov 14

    It seems I first need to write a super-successful children’s book that normalises a term for “non-geeks” (as muggle is to non-magician).

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    Nov 14

    British Indian Army soldier Bhandari Ram (1919-2002), Sepoy in the 16th Battalion 10th Baluch Regiment, pictured with his father (left) after he was awarded the Victoria Cross at an Investiture ceremony in India in March 1945. What an image! Cc

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  20. Nov 14

    Watched “Sunshine” last night. Thought it was a bit shit, to be honest. And not just because Brian Cox was in it.

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    Nov 14

    32 years ago this month, the last episode of Goes Forth was screened. 3 hours of unmatched hours of comedy to many of us. But there was a deeper message throughout encapsulated in this moving final scene. Vid: BlackadderQtes

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