Roy Wood Jr- Ex JediOvjeren akaunt

@roywoodjr

Don't take me too serious. I needed 5 yrs to get a 4 yr degree. I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on . Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205

Bury me in Alabama, NYC until then
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2009.

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    Queen court side at the w/ a black designer on her feet. We see you !!!

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    😂😂Don't miss (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Comedy Central’s “This is Not Happening" ) Feb 28 - 29 ! Get your tickets early before Roy's dates SELL OUT! 🎟️

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  3. Why? So I can get rear ended then fly forward and hit the car in front of me and have them rolling out the car trying to sue me too? Naw. only person getting lawsuit money in this accident is me.

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    The Jacksonville Jaguars have 2 HOME GAMES in LONDON next season. They're slowing moving to LONDON the same way your girlfriend "Stays over" from Fri-Sat, then Fri-Sun, to eventually she's moved in & you're like "What just happened?"'tSlick

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  5. A small Corgi trains with a neighbor to take on his bullies in the Westminster Dog Show. ‘Corgiarte Kid’

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  6. I don’t know if this dog training for Westminster but if he is, he gone be ready.

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    In your feeds now: a conversation with and of . His latest stand-up special for Comedy Central is called "Roy Wood Jr.: No One Loves You."

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  8. Joe Biden look like the Mayor of a neighboring town in ‘Sim City’

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  9. And you tweeted this instead of going live? you let us down Michael! go back right now

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    Lamont Sanford was 30+, lived w/ his dad & they shared a truck. He inspired millions of aint shit men to their full ain’t shit potential. Representation Matters Pre Daily Show Black History Throwback S/O to

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  12. Assume the “victory formation” baby. *cue porn music*

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  13. I’ve officially hit “Who the Hell Is That Up There Rapping” yrs old. Please pray for me during this time

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  14. Lamont Sanford was 30+, lived w/ his dad & they shared a truck. He inspired millions of aint shit men to their full ain’t shit potential. Representation Matters Pre Daily Show Black History Throwback S/O to

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  15. Pro Athletes are one of the toughest comedy audiences. And I think football players are the toughest of athletes to crack (too much bravado). Steve Harvey sliced & diced em like it wasn't shit. He still cold w/ the stand-up & he barely does it anymore

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  16. Throwback: Racism in porn industry w/ Black History Month After Dark: "Injustice in porn anywhere is a threat to justice in porn everywhere" I'm pretty sure that's the quote right?

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    How does a white person get hired at a black history museum? knows.

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  18. Uber, but for calling strangers to help you fight somebody or to fight somebody on your behalf. ‘GotUrBck’ Where to send the pitch deck? Im repped by WME.

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  19. If your Uber driver get into a road rage fight & starts losing, do you help? Or wait until the he lose to ask him to cancel the ride so you can keep it moving? Keep in mind, if he's knocked out you gotta wait for EMS to revive him so he can cancel trip. Mo money out your pocket

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  20. If somebody got you saved in their phone under a crazy ass name, do you have the right to ask them to change it?

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  21. EVERYONE THIS WEEK: Call somebody you haven't talked to. Bury that hatchet. MASE:

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