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@roywoodjr

I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on . Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205. Don't take me too serious, I needed 5 yrs to get a 4 yr degree

Bury me in Alabama, NYC until then.
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    Feb 11

    My New One-Hour Special. Watch it for free. no Login.

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  2. 11 hours ago

    Bone Thugs-n-Harmony remain one of the worst drug dealers in the history of rap music and we’ve never once discussed it. THAT’S how good their music was. Off that alone they belong in your Top 5. Fin.

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  3. 11 hours ago

    AN ENTIRE SONG. All these other rappers talking about how to cook up real dope. Krayzie Bone remains the only rapper to give you the recipe to FAKE drugs. And then brags about killing anyone who dare ask to speak to a manager.

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  4. 11 hours ago

    I understand that this came from a need to eat. I get the struggle part of these lyrics but then he made a song call "Mr. Dummy Man" HE DID AN ENTIRE SONG ABOUT SELLING FAKE DOPE AND GAVE YOU THE RECIPE!! 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 Automation Top 5 Period

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  5. 11 hours ago

    But under BTNH the Dealer/Addict dynamic shifts to. A: Hey, you sold me fake dr-- GUNSHOT *addict bleeds out on the pavement* Bragging about selling REAL dope is canon in hip-hop lyricism. Which is what makes what BTNH did so fcking hilarious.

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  6. 11 hours ago

    A normal Dealer/Addict transaciton should go: A: Hey, you sold me fake drugs. D: That is correct A: May I have my money back? D: Yes. Pls understand this wasn’t personal. I’m simply doing what I need to do until Easy-E signs me. please do not tell other crackheads about this

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  7. 11 hours ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 Krayzie Bone WILL MURDER YOU FOR ASKING FOR A REFUND! WHAT?!! You sold me fake drugs. And you’ll MURDER ME!!!?? Murdering a drug addict is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you could do as a drug dealer and BTNH sang about it on the regular. Automatic Top 5

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  8. 11 hours ago

    After robbing this person Krayzie Bone takes the money and buys some weed to “ease his mind” he then swigs MORE Thunderbird and goes back in the streets to sell fake drugs. But that’s not the funniest part of the verse. In the VERY NEXT BAR Krayzie bone says this…

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  9. 11 hours ago

    While everyone else in Hip-Hop has Scarface dreams this man is admitting to selling fake drugs. PROUDLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The audacity! For the record. Krayzie’s bones ENTIRE verse on ‘Notorious Thugs’ is fcking journey. He starts by doing a shot of Thunderbird then is off to rob people

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  10. 11 hours ago

    The most hilarious example of BTNH talking about selling Dummy Sacks comes in ‘Notorious Thugs’. We’re so busy praising Biggie for one of greatest adaptation of flows of all time that we forget that Krayzie bone said this on the same song...

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  11. 11 hours ago

    But BTNH would REPEATEDLY get on songs and talk about how they sell fake drugs. Most people didn’t notice it because they rap so fast. Here’s a sample Bone Thug lyric: Adflkhqenrgrgbqlr5bh345g089hgkm24gqr5g I sellFakeDopeKJLJalqerglkjeravkbqrblkwrtnm See? You could miss it

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  12. 11 hours ago

    For decades in hip-hop Most rappers enter the scene bragging about how much dope they sold. Master P. called himself the Ice Cream Man Jeezy was the Snowman T.I. was the Rubberband Man

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  13. 11 hours ago

    Bone Thugs N Harmony came into the rap game BRAGGING about selling fake drugs. Off that alone they belong in your top 5. We’ve gone far too long w/o discussing this how hilarious this is … a thread.

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  14. 11 hours ago

    Went back in time to get some ass. Didn't do shit during Civil Rights movement. Comes back present day and hands his shield to a black man like "These white folks crazy, take this shield, you gone need it" Cap America the realest to ever do it.

    Halfway there
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  15. 13 hours ago

    the best part of this picture is that the office chair tells us that he's at work. which means he on break. which means he only got 30 mins to force this shit down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  16. 13 hours ago

    this is one of the blackest sammiches ever constructed in the history of sammiches. @artisels explain yourself.

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  17. 13 hours ago

    i just wanna live long enough to see school teachers struggling to pronounce 'Missandei' from all the kids that'll be named that this year.

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  18. 13 hours ago

    . does the real Noriega still owe you a hunnid favors? or has he cleared his debt?

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  19. 18 hours ago

    NYC! a beautiful play is happening in Harlem on May 13th. Use Discount code: 'BlackGirls' to the !! Prod by Tix at:

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    21 hours ago
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    honestly, would watch the barbershop GOT spin-off. where do any of them get their haircut?

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  21. 21 hours ago

    When ya'll done being mad about that Starbucks cup lets have a conversation about where Grey Worm been getting his hair the last 8 seasons. 8 yrs walking round w/ dragon he should have a fro by now.

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