Ellen P

"I don't want to get sucked into the Bussey Zone"

"I'm attracted to men but I DON'T want to watch them sleeping."

"I don't really think your all-toast diet was sustaining..."

"Do whales have EARS? What do they look like?"

"The witch has been created by the land to speak and act for it."

"organising our house to do anything, shy of drugs, is nigh on impossible."

"the opportunity provided by a finger, a banner, a needle, or a mallet"

"DON'T blow your nose in a hanky and then use it as a bookmark in my book on lichen!"

"What ARE TGI Fridays? That's what I wanna know..."

"If you don't get a Christmas haircut, from a proper person, I'm going to be very annoyed with you!"

"It's called Men's Health but it's mixed, innit."

"have you got the champagne?... And the blow dryer?"

living the dream http://instagram.com/p/foW3KHqZ-S/ 

"Maybe we'll find a way to detach consciousness from the body & put ourselves into seagulls & redwood trees & just spread out into nature."

Dog Kennel Hill http://instagram.com/p/e4o_FtKZ62/ 

Philodendron: Iron Age pig http://instagram.com/p/dmfdjJqZ8T/ 

"aural toilet: where a specialist uses an instrument called a Jobson Horne probe to manually remove the earwax."