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Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.
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Only for you would I google “sailor raccoon”
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Are you suggesting we put little life jackets on them and lob them out to sea?
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No, they should have tiny boats and get trained with nets to rope in the ocean trash so that they can dine on it and such
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Also armor, because that would be adorbs. I apologize for using the word 'adorbs',
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I think the life jackets would work well for armor as well against swords.
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And eye patches
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You've just invented
#RacoonPirates - we don't survive this. -
Is that a bad thing?
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This is so fucking brilliant!
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