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@Rosscott @BengieBoy @martyfnday I feel like I'm never allowed to do a Vincent Price impersonation again because @RealGilbert is too good
I'm having the best sightseeing day for someone that's just going to a wedding.
SF bay moments: there's a dog in a bag on the BART. pic.twitter.com/osEc5WPm86
Pie place is hiring. This could be my chance for a spinoff series. pic.twitter.com/mYt8pAhELD
Two people confirm these hooks match the specs of a sex swing. Draw your own conclusions. The truth is out there.
.@Joe_Hunter: amazing artist, great cook, awesome hugger, sex swing expert, and good friend.
Also pictured there, the "backdoor".
SF bay moments: my friends think this room had a sex swing mounted before they moved in. This is above the bed. pic.twitter.com/MY4n55sucy
SF bay moments: just got bought out by google. Still can't afford an apartment here.
SF bay moments: stayed with a gay couple. They treated me like a king and gave me my own key. The key was my own entrance labeled "backdoor"
SF bay moments: woman at Berkeley bowl refused to accept her sticker and small piece of tape on the receipt with her food. Because waste.
(It's not my wedding. That's not "oh it's the brides wedding", seriously my friend Lisa is getting married.)
Went for a 3-mile run on my wedding travel weekend. Then ate pizza. #teamnotfat
I don't know where the cat ends and the blanket begins. pic.twitter.com/scQ0z2Yzfh
Join me at @DowntownComics West with my comics, Devo radio station, and awesome shirt designed by @Rosscott! pic.twitter.com/oj0eDNaoVu
Game pubs put the foot down on GamerGate: http://www.polygon.com/2014/10/17/6996601/on-gamergate-a-letter-from-the-editor … http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/letter-from-the-editor-10-17-2014/1100-5049/ … http://www.gamespot.com/articles/an-important-message-to-our-users-regarding-online/1100-6423008/ … http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-10-17-we-cannot-let-this-become-gaming-culture …
No plans for SF tomorrow morning and early afternoon. Any ideas for breakfast/lunch in Berkeley?
[P] If, for some reason, I ever kill one of my kids (god forbid), this will be Exhibit A for the defense: pic.twitter.com/wUJCmRTKcw
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