in related news Meet Cute was better than I thought it would be. kinda Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-lite?
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I know this has been pointed out many times but man Pete Davidson is the guy you made out with on an old couch in the basement at a house party when you were 18 and wasted, the vibe is just so strong
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High-profile conspiracy-mongering and acts of violence against Jews have made it tricky to hate any Jew at all. Thankfully, here's with some helpful tips on how to hate a Jew like a Jew.
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I have been waiting so long for this!
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Absolutely thrilled to be making my @SAVEURMAG debut with a piece that is very dear and near to my heart. If you remember dancing to YMCA in Lima's Hard Rock Cafe in 99, make some noise! saveur.com/culture/americ
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hell yeah the new issue of Potato is finally out
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as the train bears Krushchev on to Pennsylvania Station
and the light seems to be eternal
and joy seems to be inexorable
I am foolish enough always to find it in wind
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Congratulations to our Pushcart Prize nominees!
Jim Meirose (@jwmeirose)
Rosamund Lannin (@rosamund)
Samia Ahmed (@Samia_is_Ahmed)
Kat Saunders (@huncamuncamouse)
Rosalynde Vas Dias
Clayre Benzadón (@ClayreBenz)
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Congratulations to our Pushcart Prize nominees!
Jim Meirose ()
Rosamund Lannin ()
Samia Ahmed ()
Kat Saunders ()
Rosalynde Vas Dias
Clayre Benzadón ()
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spicy / heat is also fine. but not required. I remember once how freaked out a co-worker was about adding that element to a salad, like super upset.
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there's like five people that reliably like my salad tweets, know that I appreciate you
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you want like. complementary texture and taste variation
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I love a big-ass salad and it needs these components to be excellent:
- crunch
- acid
- fat
- salt
- carb
- protein
sweet is optional but very welcome
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I will turn any carb into a crouton
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today's salad: mixed greens, Aldi grilled chicken strips, Ina Garten's herb dip thinned to a dressing consistency, white cheddar, Granny Smith apple, chopped up cheddar-jalapeño scone made by a friend because I need a crouton of some sort to feel whole
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the kid has mostly returned to her ray of sunshine self while her parents drag
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RSV really freaking lingers, huh?
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You really gotta retire your "aggrieved child-free person on flight where children have been permitted" takes by age 30. Being alive is incredible. There's a turtle with a tongue that looks like a fish to lure other fish. Wow!
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I feel like we are sort of at capacity for momfluencers making sure women know they are not alone when X happens or when they feel X feeling, and we are perhaps due for some actual support and help
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your mom is a schlub about decorating for the holidays but takes deep delight in many other things
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music...books...television....toys...museums...making up elaborate dramas about her Fisher Price people....so much more fun and chill than a weird I'm a good mom status symbol
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[I'm going jackass mode sorry] like do people have no interests prior to having kids, or no interests that can be adapted to kids, and have to fill their time with things that stress them out? like you know parks are great?
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like yes having a kid changes how you do things because well duh and some activities are more kid-adaptable than others (I am glad I like going to the library), but the whole "do unnecessary things you've never done before and don't want to do" vibe is very weird and regressive.
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like if you like that stuff, cool! do it. I like books and bike riding and exploring Chicago so we do kid-adjusted versions of that. if my kid wanted to do something else, that's also okay. but I'm not leading with something I don't want to do? why would I do that?
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Instagram account: don't feel bad you haven't done x yet, mama!
me: I don't?
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also who would sign on for this job: "You will do things you don't like and don't need to do for free, and feel terrible if you don't do them." notice I said don't need to do. you do need to feed, clothe, and educate your kids because duh that is love and caretaking.
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but like. having a kid is exhausting just doing the baseline things. I cannot imagine getting more stressed out because we didn't decorate the Hanukkah bush a week after Thanksgiving.
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sometimes I feel some guilt that I'm not wealthy and can't get my kid the absolute best of everything, which feels normal. but I know she has a good life (and capitalism is a scourge).
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you're better when you're doing things you actually enjoy, why would you want to do things that make you stressed out or miserable? the mom police aren't going to come arrest you for not making wreaths, I promise.
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it seems like it should go without saying but: being a mom doesn't have to mean doing tons of things you don't want to do or feeling guilty that you don't do them? like parenthood is hard enough without feeling bad you didn't do a holiday craft. literally no one cares.
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okay I'm on Hive @ rosamund. had to beat the other Rosamunds to the punch.
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did a full look yesterday night to go to the movies and it felt so weird and overdone, even though it wasn't.
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Maine seems great, a great other planet 🦞
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everything I’ve ever read about Maine furthers my belief that it’s kind of another planet
change my mind
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seeing folks call this the Battle for Archer Ave. I would like to submit Mayhem on Milwaukee. Anarchy in Avondale. The Belmont Bus Bedlam
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Mexico v Poland on Tuesday threatens to rupture the Chicagoland area
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Most people don't realize this, but the Macy's parade keeps going after it airs on TV. It's currently in New Jersey, beginning its long journey back to the sea.
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I am not a fancy cook but I’m a decent one.
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about once a year i remember that was hired to be one of a bunch of adorable kids in the music video for ’s “Make It Happen” because the 90’s were a wild time to be a kid in NYC
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Im available for amoral support
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