Rosa Lyster

@rosalyster

sex life in ancient rome face

Cape Town, South Africa
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Joined September 2013
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    23 hours ago

    He wasn't just right about Kissinger...

    Fuck BABY DRIVER.
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    Jun 6

    Whatever: The Emo Kids Are All Sitting In Each Other’s Laps And Snickering About Some Emo Thing That Nobody Cares About

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    Jun 5

    Get you a freak like this

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    Jun 5

    ah love to use twitter to mock rubes for their interest in and not complete knowledge of my credentialed profession

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    Jun 5

    "What do you do?" "I'm a writer. Thank you for asking, I love talking about myself and my job."

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    Jun 3

    So many people who make Reading Books a cornerstone of their tote-bag-core personality think asinine stuff like this is funny/clever that I'm increasingly open to the idea reading actually melts your brain.

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    May 31

    Zazzle now sells customizable giant novelty cards and they make their model look like a tiny man

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  8. May 31

    I just saw a woman drive over a traffic circle and everyone just stared dimly on. No one even hooted

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  9. May 31

    It turns out that the hiatus has not at all improved the people of Cape Town's ability to drive their goddamn cars in the rain

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    May 29

    really into this 8-year-old's conception of what being 40 would be like

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  11. May 30

    Men Are Trash etc

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    Apr 9

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    May 27

    absolutely fucking no one bro are u serious

    Who said boys can’t take selfies on bridges ?
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  14. May 27

    Remember when Elon Musks dad just had a baby with his own stepdaughter who is a Noupoort alumni

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  15. May 27

    Remember when Elon Musk went to the same high school as Oscar Pistorius

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  16. May 27

    remember when Elon Musk said he hated growing up in SA and it turned out that he didn't hate it because of apartheid, it's because he got bullied at Pretoria Boys

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    May 25

    bob marley ‘get up stand up’ voice: give up,

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    May 25

    ty pro-choice king

    Replying to @cal_beu
    Totally agree. I'm a man, but I paid for an abortion for my dog. So, I understand how hard of a decision that can be.
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    May 25

    Today is my last day at . If I were to thank all of my brilliant colleagues here as they deserve to be thanked, this thread would never end. Instead, I’d like to share a few of the things I’ve learned in the past several years editing .

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    May 25

    All of us, eventually, can expect to have climate-change anxiety dreams. ()

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