Darth Vader

@roomthinker

Son of my father Badass Entrepreneur Cerebral Assassin Cofounder, Mzalendo Admiral, Emperor of Sarcastica

Nairobi
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Joined February 2008
Born on December 01
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 2

    Just recommended to a friend complaining about spots breaking out on her face. Because what can’t the IEBC clear? 🚮 🚮

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  2. 14 minutes ago

    Where are these sleuths as bigger scoundrels are running for national offices? 🚮 🚮

    2 traffic police officers arrested by EACC slueths in sting operation at Classic area, Nyeri for allegedly collecting bribes from motorists
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  3. 26 minutes ago

    Vicente Fox is my spirit animal

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  4. 54 minutes ago

    Why don't perpetual motion machines ever work? ~>

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  5. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    87 Bob

    What is the price retailers buy that 90 bob unga for? Does a shop in Wajir pay the same as one in Nairobi ?
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  6. Retweeted
    May 22

    Shopkeepers are complaining that they're being sold the subsidized unga at 87.5 bob, while being expected to sell at 90 bob.

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  7. 13 hours ago

    Wow. Why would you sell unga for a miserable 3 bob profit? Does that even cover transport?

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  8. 13 hours ago

    What is the price retailers buy that 90 bob unga for? Does a shop in Wajir pay the same as one in Nairobi ?

    1 reply 3 retweets 1 like
  9. 19 hours ago

    Recommended Reading. The Kiswahili bits are absolutely atrocious but the book is quite a pleasant read

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  10. 19 hours ago
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    The coughing guy was suffering from a nasty, nasty flu. Caught up with him as we were waiting for Ubers at the airport and asked him.

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  11. 19 hours ago
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    “Oxygen” is also not an alternative to beef / fish. Neither is it to soda / juice / water / wine / beer

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  12. 19 hours ago
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    To cut a long story short, no, it is not possible to request those oxygen masks to be lowered for you.

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  13. 19 hours ago
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    10,000 feet later it dawned upon me that the air conditioning at my section was simply delivering flatulence faster to my constitution

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  14. 19 hours ago
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    “Maybe” i thought to myself, “Once the plane gets going, the aircon will make things better!”

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  15. 19 hours ago
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    I opened a few shirt buttons and then tried again to open the window. Just in case i had missed something

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  16. 19 hours ago
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    My seat mates continues to placidly look forwards with the peace and calm of a bus of monks

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  17. 19 hours ago
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    Brain:

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  18. 19 hours ago
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    Lungs: “Save me!”

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  19. 19 hours ago
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    Mouth: “I see no need to repeat myself”

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  20. 20 hours ago
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    Nose: “Chief. This is a 6 hour flight. You are mistaken if you think I will endure this for 6 MINUTES, let alone 6 hours!”

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  21. 20 hours ago
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    “I don’t mind sitting with the pilot!” I offered desperately but she was gone.

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