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Tea: - calming - many flavours - the answer to all problems Coffee: - Anxiety Juice™ - 3 heartbeats for the price of 1 - more than 4 cups and you can talk to electricity
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anyone whose school report said they were a “pleasure to teach” now has an anxiety disorder. I don’t make the rules
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Warning: this may damage your eyes.


https://twitter.com/roobeekeane/status/1219989103695028231 …
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“I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of
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when the argument ended 36 hours ago but you’re still thinking about what you should’ve saidpic.twitter.com/rmkzZBYMY7
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[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Birmingham Aldi: Went in to buy just some coffee and butter and bread, Left with twelve sheds
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Tesco, Sainsbury’s, ASDA: • boring • no middle aisle • cashiers reasonably fast Lidl and Aldi: • cashiers break sound barrier • copyright law? who is she • go in for bread and coffee, leave with 9 sporks and a haunted bin
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Yesterday my colleague called me a 'book murderer' because I cut long books into quarters to create a more complex narrative. Does anyone else do this? Is it just me?pic.twitter.com/jTdTutFAuY
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IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE PLAGUE? • BRB - big round buboes • LMAO - let me apply ointment • BYOB - bring your own beak • WTF - waving thy flowers • OMG - ointment me, Gary • RSPCA - Rat Squad: Plague Carrying Association
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replying “k” to a text: - annoying - passive aggressive - won’t get a reply replying with this medieval initial: - layered - shows passion for art history - guaranteed replypic.twitter.com/hqTJnupsNB
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if I was Prince Harry I would simply drop the royal title and become Harry Spice-Girl. The Queen can’t deny he is sporty, posh, scary, ginger and baby.
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if you’re ever feeling sad just remember that the Old English word for squirrel is ‘Acweorna’ which translates as ‘oak botherer’
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OUR BIGGEST EVER SHOW
Headliner: @colinhoult Compere:@esther_manito Featuring:@redrichardson1,@MrRyanJDalton,@ThatGledhill All filmed LIVE
on 30th Jan at @RichMixLondon Tickets HERE:https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nextup-presents-anna-mann-friends-tickets-88812120443 …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
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QUEEN OF THE EMBRYOS tbh.
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I was an IVF baby and whenever I feel like I can’t do something, I remember that before I was even born I killed off 13 other embryos and emerged victorious
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“I was an IVF baby” - cool - fairly interesting - feat of medical engineering “I was created in a lab” - will silence a room - suggests you have a specific purpose - explains your godless existence
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Guide to instant coffee measurements: 1 spoon: ready for the day 2 spoons: ready to write a think piece 3 spoons: ready to confront Gavin from Accounts 4 spoons: can understand the whispers of the wind 5 spoons: develop own gravitational pull 6+ spoons: certain death
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in Year 7 sex education our teacher made us write down all the “naughty” words we knew, so he could read them out and prove they weren’t funny. To this day the image of a 60 year old man solemnly reading “boobies, anus, hand job” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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“as per my previous email,” • corporate • passive aggressive • doesn’t convey level of rage “It’s amazing you can type when you can’t even read” • spicy • opportunity to attach a photo of aloe vera for their burn • can say “it was a compliment” when you are disciplined
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opened tinder, saw someone whose only photo was a prison mugshot, closed tinder
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me: [tries to resize an image] Microsoft Word:
lmaooo okay...
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