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Adam Riemer
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I tweet growth and performance marketing tips, iPhone photos, and make stupid pun jokes. Follow at your own risk.
Washington, DCadamriemer.meJoined February 2008

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If you're not attending #asw23, you missed out on big opportunities. Some of the meetings we've had are going to be game changers. Major media, large content sites where I didn't know the owner was the same person, etc... If you're on the fence about west, go!
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Hi Everyone! Just a hello. No marketing advice, no politics, no preaching about why things are right or wrong. Just hello. Go enjoy the day, take a walk, a nap, a drink (alcohol or non) and just enjoy. #hello #waive #hi
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Wan to stand out at a Vegas tradeshow, do an IV drip station. - It's for hydration, not just hangovers - Everyone will take photos and you'll be in multiple post-show wrap ups (#backlinks) - You can pre-book specific people and have 45 min dedicated with them #marketingtwitter
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Marketing Tip: Your affiliates are not your customers, they need to know how to promote you. Don't send your consumer emails to them unless they are customers. Instead teach them how to promote you, when you have new products and services, or ways to promote your offers.
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Multiple investment companies are reaching out for "feedback" & "opinions" on current trends in Google, ChatGPT & Meta. I'm know they're reaching out to you all as well. No matter how nice they are, this is consulting. They need to pay because they will profit from your advice.
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Multiple investment companies are reaching out for "feedback" & "opinions" on current trends in Google, ChatGPT & Meta. I'm know they're reaching out to you all as well. No matter how nice they are, this is consulting. They need to pay because they will profit from your advice.
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Small typo, well quite a few. Should be spiders, customers and new visitors to your site, and also potential influencers and ambassadors, email subscribers, SMS optins, etc... Either way, create good content, all channels benefit from it (for the most part).
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- Friends are backlinks, social media shares, and other items that bring spiders back to your site and send signals things are good, helpful and accurate. By publishing quality content that provides solutions and helps, you're giving the kitty a reason to come back and share you
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Client: Why is content important for search engines? Me: It's like feeding a stray cat. Content is the food and the search engine is the cat. - You feed it, it comes back for more - Feed it regularly it keeps coming back & brings friends. - Friends are 1/2 (continued)
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A contractor switched to working at night vs. regular business hours last year, and the work wasn't good. This week everything was done during normal hours, and it was on time & essentially perfect. I cannot tell you how happy I am I get to say "The difference is night and day."
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Ad network pitching me now "we have websites in X, Y and Z space." Great, share some examples. I'm not at liberty to share. Then why would I spend money? I can't approach a client and say "They said they have sites" If you want sales, empower your team and give them the tools
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Client: Adam you look lost in thought. Me: No, I found it. Client: What are you thinking? Me: Baseball wasn't a ruthless sport until Babe died. Client: Shakes head. Me: But it is fruitful, Darryl Strawberry is still around!
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This is interesting for both influencer and affiliate. Thanks for the question for the response.
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Yes. If there were two great sites with similarly great content, the one with reviews linking to multiple providers might get a small boost. But more often is the content quality will be different and dominate.
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Yes. If there were two great sites with similarly great content, the one with reviews linking to multiple providers might get a small boost. But more often is the content quality will be different and dominate.
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It’s a bit sad to see that food plants you grow to consume need to remind people that veggies and fruits are edible. I also wonder how many people have tried eating the packaging because it says edible. Lol
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It's amazing how when you feel mislead by a company, you can go from having an amazing opinion of them to a really negative one. Doesn't matter if you pay $1 or $1,000, that one incident changes your view so quickly.
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someone asked how I always get photos without people in them...its waiting for the shot to clear, or people walking behind the obstacles and subject to click. There are people in many of my photos, just harder to see them. Or wake up super early before they're walking around.
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Thank you for the birthday texts, dms and wishes. And thank you everyone that did not call and texted or DM’d instead!!!! I also decided to put my phone down vs taking a million photos and always being online. Here’s a couple iPhone photos.
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My favorite sport is by far resort dads panicking in the morning that they won’t have a lounge chair. Sh*t gets real. Towels fly, accents come out, and someone who has a treadmill for a clothing rack in their garage finally discovers what it was for. This exact moment.
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My favorite sport is by far resort dads panicking in the morning that they won’t have a lounge chair. Sh*t gets real. Towels fly, accents come out, and someone who has a treadmill for a clothing rack in their garage finally discovers what it was for. This exact moment.
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That was crazy. Google shifted within an hour 1. Twitter now outranks my blog for my name (that'll change back) 2. This morning I search for ham glaze recipes, this afternoon Betty Crocker & 1 more popped into the top 10 shifting two food bloggers down. #SEOchat #HeyGoogle
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One of my favorite life hacks is going to & taking the chocolates by the front and leaving them in the connected medicine aisle. I officially walk this aisle after produce so I can properly stock my medicine cabinet from all aspects. Thus making chocolate medicine.
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A tweet about algorithms from even 2 years ago likely does not apply to todays algorithm updates. Ten years ago there were less updates so things held true longer. Use your data and results while keeping control groups vs. trying to source outdated information as justification.
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Have some fun and buy your S/O gifts and flowers for when they get home, & wish them a happy anniversary....when its not your anniversary. This kind of panic is makes a great photo opp for the actual anniversary gift. Works for b-days & other occasions, don't limit yourself.
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