Galileo Humpkins

@rockstar_

Less cute version of you

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Apr 2014

    Reminder: if I was a stripper, I'd strip to "Hip to be a Square". Now every time you hear it, you'll think of me. Taking my clothes off.

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  2. 1 hour ago

    These are all Smashing Pumpkins songs.

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  3. Jan 9

    “I was, uh, watching one of those white trash Facebook videos and...”

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  4. Jan 9

    *netsplits*

    IRC is still up.
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  5. Jan 9

    Reminder: there is absolute good in this world. Another reminder: it can only come from you and me. Let's go.

    Turkish social media was heartbroken over the viral photo of a Syrian refugee shoeshine boy staring in from the outside of a southeast Turkey gym (left). So the gym gave the 12-year-old Muhammad Hussein a free lifetime membership. (right, DHA photo)
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  6. Jan 9

    I've been making an active effort to prune back recurring payments. I'm also avoiding new subscription based services almost entirely.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    Steve Kerr had some strong words pregame about ESPN's coverage of LaVar Ball:

    934 replies 18,906 retweets 45,716 likes
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  8. Jan 8

    This joke has no business being funny.

    Twwwwoooo all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun Corinthians.
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  9. Jan 8

    My brother yelled “hey!” at the dog while I was saying “are you serious?!” to the dog.

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  10. Jan 8

    "...We create these cultures within these high performance environments where we can't let our guards down, because if everyone else is a warrior, it's quite intimidating to be a fallible human being."

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  11. Jan 8

    I have loved every book I've ever read. Every single one.

    Social media makes it WAY too easy to throw negative, hurtful messages at artists, writers, & creators. Today, take time to find just ONE creator you admire and send them a positive message instead. It doesn’t have to be much, just say something nice.
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  12. Jan 8

    I used 's HashMap last night for the first time since writing rust, and I don't know whether to be ashamed or proud that I've made it this far without a key/value store.

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  13. Jan 6

    My dog Clarke is an entire mood.

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  14. Jan 5

    Or has he?

    Considering that Iron Man and Batman’s only real superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a real disappointment.
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  15. Jan 5

    I woke up this morning and immediately thought "Nobody likes me." I'm glad that I'm healthy right now, because otherwise that's a day-ender.

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  16. Jan 4

    This...this is basically every Better Than Ezra song.

    Someone auto-tuned “Smells Like Teen Spirit” to a major chord, and now life is confusing.
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  17. Jan 3

    Thinking about carburetors.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    So every once in a while I get hungry and ask husband if he has a burrito in his pocket Cuz why not *But listen* This time He ACTUALLY had a BURRITO IN HIS POCKET AND HE GAVE IT TO ME Is this how magic works

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  19. Jan 2

    Same

    Replying to @odonnell004
    i should have deleted my account years ago
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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    “You can hate, or you can hustle.” Black females are the fastest growing group of entrepreneurs in the U.S., growing by 322% since 1997. This is the artwork (in a few colors) I created for to show that entrepreneurial spirit and hustle. 💕💪

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  21. Jan 1

    Weird thing that seems to have helped my mental health #19379: cleaning my microwave.

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