Rock Norris

Can we just start referring to marketing white-papers as "documented man-splanations" from now on?

Just checked into my blog and was curious when they added the tumbleweed HTML5 property?

Saw a Google Adwords ad talking about "micro-moments," and at first I thought it said "micro-laments" which would be way easier to monetize.

Okay @theTunnelBear I'm ready for my extra 1GB of data whenever you are!

Have had an Ottawa Public Library book "in transit" across town to my local branch for *5 days* so far. Did they send it via #CanadaPost?

This bus smells like wet socks. Or else my wet socks smell like bus.

Well THAT was unexpected: playing Doodle Jump while sitting sideways on bus. When bus started moving, sudden motion messed with controls.

.@dvsjr Thanks. Two kids will belt-sand down one's connections to the outside world overnight. Been mostly on FB for family to see photos.

Apparently, in my long Twitter absence, I got roped into a local political development debate. Oops. Let's just say I'm in favor... maybe?

While we're at it, Ottawa, could some investor with deep pockets invest in improving Barrymore's façade sometime soon? Please & thank you.

It's stuff like casually musing that & then seeing results that make me think I'm just in some big Truman Show. Hope I don't get cancelled.

Hey Ottawans, are there any plans for Somerset House on Bank beyond "please don't let it fall on anyone?"

"Best Practices" are only the "best" until something "better" comes along.

At this point, SEO is like squeezing an already drained orange. Just concentrate on being good. It'll all work itself out after that.

Some days I think the main reason that I'm on Facebook more often than Twitter is that my inner editor/reviewer is exhausted.

Stupid iOS tip probably everyone knew except me: in app switching mode, if you slide the screens = 3 per screen. Slide icons = 5 per screen.

Taking bus west out of downtown Ottawa? Get to Rideau Ctr or further east. Bus stalled on McKenzie King Bridge causing massive bottleneck.

“@ottawafolk: How does some spoken word poetry sound this Sunday afternoon?” That'll be a $200 fine from the Glebe right there!