Rob Uttley

@robuttley

Evening, Space Cadets. Humanist, father, divorcee. Amiga, Spectrum, Bowie, The Cult, Liverpool FC, REJOIN THE EU, and Oxford commas. (he/him)

Chester, England
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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    Knights and Bikes is OUT NOW ON SWITCH!! And the pre-order discount seems to still be lingering so if you're quick, you can still grab it for 10% off!

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    It would be an understatement to say I’m more excited than an incredibly excitable person on the cusp of experiencing an incredibly exciting experience.... CAANOT WAIT FOR MINE

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  3. 4. velj

    The front of this otherwise-excellent bag of jalapeño & cheese crisps says “perfect with beer” and as a male I suppose that’s the closest I’ve ever come to being “mansplained”.

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    Every Groundhog Day I’m reminded that in 1992 I was asked to sing the end credits song for the movie Groundhog Day but my my record company’s (legendary) president told me Bill Murray was a washed up has-been who would never have another hit movie & he didn’t allow me to sing it.

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    This is scrapping the barrel trying to demean Starmer. He got £70k from legal advice? Did you forget that Boris earnt £275k from his Telegraph column? "£400 hourly rate". Boris's is near £2300 for writing waffle. like is that really the best you've got?

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    On Digitiser this week, the wife and I taste weird cheeses, then try them on toast. If that isn't middle-aged enough for you, I also spill some water and then we argue about what I use to wipe it up with...

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    31. sij

    Demands by Brexiteers. Displayed earlier this evening by Parliament Square. Irony? EU not responsible for any of these.

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    Stick up for her brother-in-law and his wife?

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    In his early career, Jon Bon Jovi had a side job at an experimental breeding programme for wetland birds, in which he would read them Ancient Greek mathematical texts. Ptolemy used to work on the ducks. Euclid's best on shrikes. He's down on his luck; it's tough, so tough.

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    NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM CAN ARTICULATE WHY THIS IS A GOOD IDEA AND IT’S HAPPENING IN FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES

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  11. 1. velj

    Shoutout to all the online gleeful cunts who never even gave Europe a moment’s thought until the pig fucker opened his bloody gob.

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    31. sij

    I have three questions 1) what time tomorrow is our potential being unleashed? 2) are the FORTY new trade deals being announced throughout the day at regular intervals? 3) is the £350million for the NHS paid on Monday or, in arrears on Fridays?

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    30. sij

    Looking for someone to bake brownies for us on a weekly basis. If interested please get in touch. Email in bio. Thanks.

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  14. 31. sij

    After being away last week with her mum, the Heiress is here now, in her Stitch onesie, curled up on the sofa waiting for her dinner to be served & clearly one of us has completely got her whole life shit together right now. So jealous 🤣

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  15. 31. sij

    I’m tired, & drained. It’s been a long week & for previously mentioned reasons I’ve been about as stressed-out & anxious as I can remember. Be so nice to get the Heiress very shortly, get us both back home, lock the front door & just chill for the weekend.

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  16. 31. sij

    Excellent snark from the Beeb. “Unlike the dark grey carpet and curtain we're used to at the Beverly Hilton, the backdrop at the new venue is all-white, which is in keeping with most of this year's nominees.”

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  17. 31. sij

    That thing where the small firm you started working for 3 weeks ago have now paid you some money, while the big successful high street company you do* freelance for can’t pay for stuff you invoiced 60 days ago. Yeah, that. *did, now, I think. I can’t see me bothering again.

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    30. sij

    The Earthling-era re-recording of Tin Machine's Baby Universal has FINALLY been officially released. The two most unfairly mocked phases of Bowie's career - and the two times I saw him live - collide and it's *fantastic*. Get rewriting history now!

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    30. sij

    WINNER OF BEST SMALL INDOOR MARKET Chester Market is the winner of the Great British Market Award for Best Small Indoor Market! A HUGE thank you to all our customers for voting for us and supporting us week in, week out 😍

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  20. 31. sij

    Of course, the platform I want to do something on the most, even just a “hello world”, would be a real (not emulated) Dreamcast. In fact, positive reinforcement; I’m saying it “aloud” - number 1 background hobby project task for the year is “hello world” on my DC. 🤣

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