John Kennedy

@robotturbot

Writer for The Late Late Show with James Corden

Los Angeles
Joined February 2014
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  1. 18 hours ago

    Sen. John Kennedy is a disgrace to John Kennedys.

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  2. Jul 10

    Pretty dope they’re shooting Stranger Things season 4 at my gym

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  3. Jul 5

    Shelter in place until The Rock personally comes to your house and gives the all-clear.

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  4. Jul 4

    Thought there were more earthquake jokes in my drafts folder.

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  5. Jun 28

    Hate to get super political on here but... Beto only listens to Michael Graves-era Misfits

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  6. Jun 22

    This was a beautiful tea service even if they didn’t offer Arizona or Snapple

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  7. Jun 15

    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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  8. Jun 14

    My only real prep for an upcoming trip to the U.K. is watching nine straight hours of Naked Attraction.

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  9. Jun 12

    All bands touring this summer should intro every song with “I don’t know who needs to hear this but...”

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  10. Jun 2

    LA dress code: Any sneakers that don’t have an air bubble in the heel are considered formal wear.

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  11. May 27

    Just finished breakfast, now it’s time to haze some little freshmen punks

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  12. May 16

    Seems overpriced, it’s only got one carat

    Stainless steel sculpture of a rabbit by Jeff Koons sets an auction record in New York, fetching over $91 million.
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  13. May 13

    Think I’m gonna become one of those guys who just casually refers to it as “Thrones.”

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  14. May 12

    honey, it has your I

    If you have pancakes in your tum tum, does that make you a pancake mum mum? Happy Mother’s Day to ALL the moms out there!
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  15. May 11

    Might start making bootleg 7UP in the backyard

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  16. May 7

    Just witnessed that amazing physical feat of when a smoker, before lighting up, carries the cigarette delicately in their teeth for a moment like a mother crocodile moving her babies.

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  17. May 2

    When it comes to great comic book authors, I stan Lee

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  18. Apr 28

    I liked when the Night King exploded into ice shards like he’d just tried a really minty new gum.

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  19. Apr 25

    Well, I finally tracked him down. Was I scared? Of course I was scared. But I stood tall, I looked him square in the eye and I told him in no uncertain terms: You’re cancelled.

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  20. Apr 25

    Great news, I’m THIS close to catching the Zodiac

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