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[Attenborough] The dads size each other up in Lowe's. A tense moment. Finally one backs down. He has less pockets on his cargo shorts.
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Less can be substituted for fewer but I can't think of a vice versa. "The # of pockets I have is < the # you have"
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but it doesn't make sense to say "I would like fewer soup please"http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/495/less-vs-fewer …
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TLDR it's poor manners to grammar pedant a twitter joke
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Have you heard the real Attenborough's narrative on Adele's "Hello" ?https://youtu.be/enu-qR0H_uk
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that was even better than I had hoped
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Little known corollary, It is not the number of pockets, but their combined potential capacity.
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also a much cheaper Tradie belt.
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