Robert 'Calvinist Shitbag' Kroese

@robkroese

I'm a man with a porpoise

Grand Rapids, Michigan
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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    The Brand of the Warlock is currently the #1 free epic fantasy book on Amazon, and #51 overall! More downloads = more exposure = more sales, so please take advantage of me while you can!

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  2. Listening to the audio of the tape player as it loaded the data of a saved game in Tunnels of Doom

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  3. Yes. It's jarring. It momentarily scrambles your thoughts. It's like Mike Tyson supposedly said, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." You see the importance of reflex training, because you can't think clearly

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    I regret to inform you that progs are once again doing that thing where they located African Americans on a map and then call them dumb.

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  6. Ok, got a cleaning and a filling for $160. Now I don't have to go to the dentist for another 2 years

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    I feel like you wouldn't think that lil ol' me would be able to sound like a big ol' warrior man leading the troops... but you'd be wrong. God I love Gabe. He's da man.

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  8. Going to a Mexican dentist today. This should be fun. Haven't been to the dentist since my root canal in Romania

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    People argued in favor of it at the time, but the progressives decided that closing the bathhouse and quarantines would be homophobic and "victim-shaming", so instead we got posters on buses telling hetero people (who weren't at any risk) to use condoms.

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  10. I understand that also did some tests to see if he could get away with ripping one

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    I swear to God, this tweet should be carved in stone, inlaid in lapis and gold, and preserved forever on the pink marble wall of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.

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  12. What separates Democrats from Republicans is their compassion and empathy

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    Technically the dismembered guy can't point at anything

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  14. Seriously though, I'm in no real danger. Dismemberment points to a gang hit. If I don't try to sell cocaine on the wrong street corner or something, I'm not a likely target

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  15. Anyway, it's a good thing guns are illegal here or the guy might have lost his legs too

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  16. The good news is that my chiles rellenos are delicious

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  17. Bunch of police across the street from the restaurant where I'm eating. Asked someone what happened. Didn't get all the details but I made out the words "dismembrado" (dismembered) and "sin brazos" (without arms)

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  18. Can we just skip the part where people pretend to have deep feelings about Mitt Romney being Mitt Romney

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  19. Got a massage and then a waiter complimented my Spanish so this is basically the best day ever

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  20. This is true except for the literally hundreds of original movies Hollywood releases every year

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