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Prikvačeni tweet
"new year new me" my clone mutters as he shoves me into the furnace
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[after watching exactly one super bowl ad] boy i sure am excited to purchase some products
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okay everyone
@tiemoose is fucking cancelledpic.twitter.com/9Mr3l884nW
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
me: you're all named after actors from my favorite movie growing up my daughter Cindy: oh ok my son Jeff: yeah that makes sense my daughter The Guy Who Played Tron: i hate you
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
Me: this isn’t bad. I like shrek the third Satan: hell is just watching stuff dude. shrek the first is next Me [horrified]: shrek the what Satan: Me: please tell me you don’t say shrek the second Satan [glancing over at his blu-ray copy of shrek the next]: of course not
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
boss: you're fired me: is it because i dress too casually on casual fridays boss: it's thursday me: or is it because i always forget what day it is boss: {pointing at my crocs} why are you wearing socks with those me: it's casual friday boss: get out
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
Me: I’d like to try some face framing layers Hairdresser: *finishing cut* there! now it’s like you have bangs! Me: well we’re a little ahead of schedule on my impending depressive episode but let’s see where this goes
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
marie kondo holding me up in front of my friends and family asking does this spark joy? and as they solemnly shake their heads i blink out of existence
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je TweetHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
[trying to bond with my new coworkers] me: you guys like harry potter? [they continue trying to resuscitate the patient] me: *loudly over flatline noise* DO YOU GUYS LIKE HARRY POTTER
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[trying to bond with my new coworkers] me: you guys like harry potter? [they continue trying to resuscitate the patient] me: *loudly over flatline noise* DO YOU GUYS LIKE HARRY POTTER
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je TweetHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
Fun ways to dump your bf on twitter: -change your display name to “rob we’re breaking up” -ask your new bf to tweet about your relationship and dm it to rob -tweet “mfw single” with a photo of rob’s face -put your new bf’s @ in your bio and wait for rob to notice -rob it’s over
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
Injury in your 20s: no worries, some ice and rest and it'll be good as new Injury in your 30s: welp, guess I only have one good knee forever now
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the starspic.twitter.com/C6tLSyaCe6
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[First sunset] HIM: HER: HIM: HER: HIM: HER: HIM: Is that… you think that’s a problem?
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heading outside to see what this opportunity is. i'll update this thread as soon as i find out
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
boss: can we talk about the company-wide email you sent out me: it was a critical update boss: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit" me: people need to know
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just found out the danish word for jellyfish is literally water man and am cracking up at the idea that while other languages were naming them after medusa or whatever some danish dude was like "nah that's a water guy"
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rob, from online. proslijedio/la je Tweet
any of my how my girlfriend tweets describes me
"it's dumb but i love it"Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi
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