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I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"

1:05 AM · Mar 20, 2014

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Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire.

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: I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"”lol

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It's like when Perry the Platypus takes his hat off and Doofenschmirtz doesn't recognize him.

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you're the superman of comedy.

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No, but she did fuck a dog once. Comic #35 K9 Jizz and Anal Kryptonite

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: I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"”

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Um no because there's a big difference between Superman and Clark Kent beside the glasses.

It wasn't just the glasses...He put on a suit and tie too~

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Funny "

:Wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"

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