Eli Manning Dislikes:
Ouchy Head Tickles (Lice)
Earth Tubs (Lakes)
Trotty Stretch Dogs (Horses)
Cinnamon Struts (??)
Foldy Burgers (Tacos)
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I know these are meant to be insulting to Eli, but I think this just makes him seem to have the best vocabulary ever
longest loudest laugh of the day YOU WIN the imaginary but beautiful twitter trophy bestowed by me










