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WWE Director of Longterm Creative | Formerly: Marvel / Netflix / Disney / Westbrook | Harlan, KY 4 Life
m.imdb.com/name/nm8060959/Born June 19Joined April 2011
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How are so many people JUST NOW offended by Trump? It's like getting to the 7th Harry Potter book & realizing Voldemort might be a bad guy.
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I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
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Bernie Sanders: Let's raise minimum wage. Hillary Clinton: *tries to kickflip & tumbles offstage* Lets raise that whip & nae nae! It fleek!
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If you claim to be a Christian and you're not outraged over America's treatment of immigrants, you're a hypocrite. Source: UH, THE BIBLE
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What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?
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Ladies, if an obnoxious guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you're adding your info, then Venmo yourself $4000
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Imagine having no concern whatsoever about climate change, but then freaking out to regulate who can poop in the same Wendys bathroom as you
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I've never seen Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's texts, but I bet they look exactly like this:
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I strongly pressed Shaggy about creepin with the girl next door. He said "It wasn't me." Should be good enough for us.
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I strongly pressed President Putin twice about Russian meddling in our election. He vehemently denied it. I've already given my opinion.....
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There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."
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Bernie Sanders: Let's talk about the economy. Hillary Clinton: *riding by on Heelys* Yo yo bae who loves to vape yolo hashtags? Yaassss fam!
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop.
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Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.
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Gotta love those Twitter accounts with egg avatars who are like NO TIME TO CHOOSE A PROFILE PIC, I GOTTA GET THESE RACIST TWEETS OUT PRONTO!
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Jay-Z & Beyoncé sat across from us at dinner tonight and, at one point, I made eye contact with Beyoncé. My limbs turned to jello and I can no longer form a coherent sentence. I have seen the eyes of the lord.
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I HATE how people freak out over sports. They dont matter! Anyway here's my 33k word essay on how I was victimized by Ed Sheeran's GoT cameo
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How to make the World Cup more exciting: Refs are on stilts The ball screams when kicked Kissing is legal 1 player gets to use a car Snakes
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Ugh I hate fake fans. Everybody here is standing up & singing along to his big hit, but probably cant name 3 other Francis Scott Key songs.
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Congratulations to the Rams for not having to eat cold chicken nuggets with the president.
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Bernie Sanders: College should be affordable for all. Hillary Clinton: Ay fam, who down wit Facebooks? Yaaas queen!
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I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.
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Use the promo code PEYTON when ordering a Papa Johns pizza & when it’s delivered to your house, a Seattle DB will take it from you & eat it.
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“That’ll be $147,382.” - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air.
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Baseball is the coolest sport because, at any moment, the catcher can stop the game and go tell the pitcher a secret 🤗
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How to stop Steph Curry: -Tell him the game is on a different day -Other team can use trucks -Cover the court in butter? -Snakes maybe? Idk
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Why do people keep justifying what Trump said by comparing rap lyrics? Should I know Chingy's foreign policy? Kreayshawns clean energy plan?
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Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other where they want to go eat, until one of them dies.
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Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.
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Bernie Sanders: We need gun control. Hillary Clinton: *doing the worm across the stage in a pantsuit* Bae wants a gun? Yo dats a thirst trap
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People talk about Cam Newton celebrating too much after touchdowns like they dont post 36 Facebook pics every time they make a potato salad.
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Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid. *Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger* Get off my lawn before I call the cops
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When your team is winning, but you can't stop thinking about the dead kid in that Nationwide commercial.
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A drunk Bob the Builder calls his ex-wife at 3am & sobs into the answering machine “CAN WE FIX IT?? CAN WE??” Not this time Bob.
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We're honestly supposed to believe that no one can tell the difference between the regular moon and super moon?
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I'll look at Instagram, close it, then immediately open it back up expecting new stuff. Like, theres no way our grandparents are proud of us
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Scientists say Jupiter cant support human life but maybe Jupiter’s just really focused on her career for now. Why be so judgmental, science?
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Relationships are just two people scrolling through Netflix saying "I don't care, just pick something" until they both turn into skeletons.
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In 9th grade I got a B on my essay about wrestling because "the choice of weak subjects hurt you in the long run." Joke's on you, pal.
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Under Bush we had 3 Shrek movies. Under Obama we had 1. Can we really trust a president whose #1 goal was to bring down the Shrek franchise?
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Maybe the reason you saw a Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones is because your TV isn’t properly calibrated.
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Government responses: Ferguson: lets hope for the best ISIS: we'll def look into it Nude Pics Leak: THE FBI WILL BRING DOWN THESE TERRORISTS
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Eli just remembered it's Sunday and he has a social studies test tomorrow he hasn't studied for.
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“Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.”
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IKEA recalled a dresser bc it could possibly tip over & hurt someone, but yeah, lets give guns a few 100 more chances before we do anything.
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Relationships are just two people scrolling through Netflix saying, "I don't care, just pick something" until they both turn into skeletons.
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One time I was at the Arclight in the Dome & the projector went down for the second time & I said, “What is this? The AMC in BURBANK?” Crowd went absolutely wild. Best moment of my life if I’m being honest.
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Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is “Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?”
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*makes the guy in the car next to me roll down his window* I SAID IT LOOKS LIKE JAY-Z HAS A HUNDRED PROBLEMS NOW
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Hey Winnie the Pooh, maybe stop shoving honey in your fat face for 2 secs to figure out why your pal Eeyore has been depressed for 40 years?
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Everyone that voted against gay rights because it "destroys the sanctity of marriage" should have to buy Charles Manson a wedding present.
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A guy on Catfish has dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldnt buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic.
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Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
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No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
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Congrats to Duke, the shark that killed Nemo's mom, the stampede that trampled Mufasa, AND EVERYTHING ELSE TERRIBLE IN THIS GARBAGE WORLD
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When everyone's excited over the Super Bowl, but you can't stop thinking about the incinerator scene in Toy Story 3.
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A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic.
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If you laugh at a kid's joke that kid will tell the exact same joke at slightly louder volumes 8,000 times in a row.
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Man, I still can’t believe I work at WWE. Never had so much fun. The talent top to bottom in the company is second to none. Plus theres nothing better than seeing how wrong the dirt sheets are all the time 😂
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Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet.
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The KANYE went down to the very KANYE street to buy a new KANYE for only $KANYE dollars. “KANYE?” he asked. - Kanye West doing a Mad Lib
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Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry DaylightSavings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
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If you post a pic of your kid on Instagram and it gets less than 10 likes, legally you don't have to love that kid anymore.
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Me: At the end of Space Jam when Michael Jordan’s arm extends and he dunks from half court, shouldn’t that have counted for three points? Waiter: Sorry, I meant do you have any questions about the menu.
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“Do you love the shape of hamburgers but hate that delicious taste?” -Veggie Burgers
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Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips.
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I am watching a man play both guns on Time Crisis 5 at the same time. Throw Mona Lisa in the trash. This is real art.
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Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. "Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!
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