Cracking up at the comments. Appreciate the well wishes and solidarity with everyone who had a trickier younger sibling 
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Boys played battleship. 5-yr old stacked all his ships on top of each other, leaving increasingly furious 7-yr to shoot up an almost empty ocean. When 7-yr old finally got a hit, 5-yr old calmly insisted only the top ship had been damaged, protecting those below it.pic.twitter.com/QAS5NRZVhF
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future republicans
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@ZaknafeinDC I think we found someone you should mentor!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Strategy king
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Is your son Mitch McConnell
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He did use a sort of... ahem... ‘turtle up’ defense.
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Next time maybe he'll put no ships out because they're docked in Cancun.
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Origin story for a conversation in 20 years that starts with, "So, how did you get that scar?"
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Next time he could probably get away with sticking the submarine UNDER the board.
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I have never thought of that but that is absolutely brilliant!!!!
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