Robert PopperVerified account

@h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 Ethan, hila, is this copyright??

Anyone who calls drinks "sodie pops" CAN LEAVE

The lesser known follow up to Jilted John's classic one hit wonder.

I suspect Alfred is a twentysomething female literature grad working twelve hour days in a shark infested ad agency, wondering if she'll ever unspoil the childhood dream of writing the perfect novel.

Alfred needs to truly commit to being more Alfred - sodie pops isn't enough. This is full Alfred... "Papas dans le hizzzooossss. Cheesy UFO docked, ring pulled a couple sodie pops. Chic Le Freak, Papa John the Baptist Mofo, onward til the break of dawn, Brosephus."

Hahahaha “sodie pops” is from a Papa John marketing video they did once, but the whole quote is referring to this video about it https://youtu.be/1ElpE-THkRE 

Similar to grown adults referring to lidl sausages on twitter as yummy.. Did sir approve of the rack of lamb in a waistcoat of spinach with a medley of seasonal vegetables? It was yummy. Followed by a tummy rub.

Alfred is a radical dude who is the life and soul of all totally outrageous parties.

I bet he knows how to send a DM though. (Hides)