Robert Dean

@Robert_Dean

Books, writing, and real shit. I hate Jimmy Buffet. The Red Seven is in stores.

New Orleanian in Austin exile
Joined May 2009

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    Jun 8

    I "love" it how EVERYONE is a fucking legal expert today. Googling things is not a law degree. Just stop. You all are killing me. 🙁🙃😕😡😣

  4. Jun 8

    I got a feeling is this generation's Capone vault.

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    Jun 8

    Triada US is offering a remote internship. If you are interested, please go to the below link for more information.

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    Jun 8
  7. Jun 4

    Dear brain, just why?

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    Jun 4
  9. Jun 4

    Looking for a job sucks. Looking for a job as a writer is ultimately shitty. Be happy you're not in this profession.

  10. Jun 4

    Slowly wrapping parts to the script I wrote. Totally different animal than a book.

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    Jun 4

    Since I made it to over 3,400 followers I'll be running a contest tomorrow. Stay tuned!

  12. Jun 4

    I just crop dusted the Rainforest Cafe.

  13. Jun 3
  14. May 30

    Reading Song of Solomon and the 50 page rule has been evoked. I'm on page 20 and this is making zero sense.

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    May 30
  16. May 28

    My self loathing has been through the roof lately. It's not cool.

  17. May 28

    "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs... all next week on Town Talk."

  18. May 27

    There are two distinct voice of music of my childhood: The Allman Brothers and Neil Young. It's surreal getting older.

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    May 27

    It is with deep sadness we announce that Gregg Allman, a founding member of The Allman Brothers Band, passed away peacefully at his home

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  20. May 27

    Rest In Peace, Greg Allman. Your music is the sound of my childhood.

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