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    rob delaney Verified account ‏@robdelaney 10 Jul 2013

    Writing jokes for you pieces of shit is like feeding a filet of Kobe beef to a mudfish.

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    1. Angelique Cabral ‏@AngeliqueCabral 10 Jul 2013

      Awwwwwww so sweet RT @robdelaney: Writing jokes for you pieces of shit is like feeding a filet of Kobe beef to a mudfish.

      0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Judes Dickey ‏@judes_dickey 10 Jul 2013

        @robdelaney That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me since October 1994.

        1 retweet 12 likes
      2. Jerome ‏@JAFFAJerome 10 Jul 2013

        @Judes_Dickey @robdelaney That's the year and month I was born! Did it go like, "Nope, that bastard child isn't yours"?

        0 retweets 1 like
      3. Judes Dickey ‏@judes_dickey 10 Jul 2013

        @JAFFAJerome @robdelaney I'd like to answer you but I don't trust anyone born after 1990...

        0 retweets 0 likes
    2. Mae ‏@mzeld 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney we love you too

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    3. chris ‏@BassoonJokes 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney you are the beef to my piece of shit <3

      0 retweets 5 likes
    4. Monica Byrne ‏@monicabyrne13 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney *belch*

      0 retweets 6 likes
    5. Leroy Peenits ‏@rudetanks 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney i'm blocking you, Fucker

      0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Sean Ferrell ‏@byseanferrell 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney And the mudfish said, "Grouper? I don't even know her!"

      0 retweets 4 likes
    7. dumbass ass idiot ‏@melip0ne 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney if this is a sexual metaphor, first, gross, second, that's a rude thing to say about your partner, rob

      0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Paul ‏@PJMoneyStacks 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney you're the fucking joke you asshole

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    9. Rachel Klein ‏@racheleklein 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney That's how they make sushi.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    10. Samuel Toal ‏@Toal23 10 Jul 2013 Illinois, USA

      @robdelaney Tell us how you really feel Rob.

      0 retweets 4 likes
      1. JJ ‏@jjdamicol 10 Jul 2013

        @Czapiga_24 HE WILL NEVER RETWEET OR FAVORITE YOU.

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      3. JJ ‏@jjdamicol 10 Jul 2013

        @Czapiga_24 😊😘

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    11. Hunter of Cute ‏@jennandoah 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney I'm insulted. Kobe beef should only be fed to tuna fish.

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Prin ‏@furry_princess 10 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney Great. Now I want to eat some Kobe beef.

      0 retweets 1 like

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