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    rob delaney Verified account ‏@robdelaney 17 Jun 2013

    "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."

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    1. Linda Holmes ‏@nprmonkeysee 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney Reader, I married him.

      0 retweets 14 likes
      1. Sarah Thyre ‏@SarahThyre 17 Jun 2013

        @robdelaney #hamtini

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    2. justin thomas kay ‏@justinthomaskay 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney Rum Ham

      0 retweets 5 likes
    3. Tess ‏@Tess 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney You'd be mine if you did that. Honey baked, I hope.

      0 retweets 3 likes
    4. MARKTHIUS ‏@markthius 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney if she turns down a slice of ham, she isn't the one.

      0 retweets 3 likes
    5. Zack Miller ‏@MiLLer_ZacK34 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney I watched your stand up on Netflix and it made me puke, but in a nice way

      0 retweets 4 likes
    6. Minute Muncher ‏@katersatz 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney Careful, that's a marriage proposal where I'm from....

      1 retweet 1 like
    7. Ian Hill ‏@CampbellHill 20 Jul 2013

      @robdelaney So did you make sex with her?

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. Ailise ‏@ailisesinead 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney I hope this happens to me someday

      0 retweets 2 likes
    9. Michelle LaRosa ‏@MichelleLaRosa 17 Jun 2013

      “@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."” Panty dropper.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    10. Keke Richards ‏@kekerichards 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney now you know how much I like meats...YOU'RE MY HERO

      0 retweets 2 likes
    11. Demetri I. ‏@Demeatloaf2 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney My friend wanted to send a T-bone steak to a girl sitting next to him at Denny's. Went for a side of toast after seeing the cost

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Ainsley ‏@butmyheartsays 20 Jun 2013

      “@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."” Marry me.

      0 retweets 1 like
    13. Taylor Harris ‏@yankeependleton 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney A real lady brings her own ham to bars.tiny pineapple circles provided by the establishment.

      0 retweets 1 like
    14. Occupy Ham ‏@OccupyHam 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney IVE HAD SEX WITH MANY WOMEN BECAUSE OF A SHARED LOVE OF HAM

      0 retweets 1 like
    15. Desiree ‏@desireesamson 17 Jun 2013

      “@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."” @peiafrican

      0 retweets 1 like
    16. Shannon Abel ‏@ShannonAbel 17 Jun 2013

      @robdelaney *swoon

      0 retweets 1 like
    17. Alexandra ‏@notaleecupcakez 17 Jun 2013

      “@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."” @leannemsullivan

      0 retweets 1 like

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