@robdelaney Reader, I married him.
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@robdelaney You'd be mine if you did that. Honey baked, I hope. -
@robdelaney if she turns down a slice of ham, she isn't the one. -
@robdelaney I watched your stand up on Netflix and it made me puke, but in a nice way -
@robdelaney Careful, that's a marriage proposal where I'm from.... -
@robdelaney So did you make sex with her? -
@robdelaney I hope this happens to me someday -
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@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."” Panty dropper. -
@robdelaney now you know how much I like meats...YOU'RE MY HERO -
@robdelaney My friend wanted to send a T-bone steak to a girl sitting next to him at Denny's. Went for a side of toast after seeing the cost -
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@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."” Marry me. -
@robdelaney A real lady brings her own ham to bars.tiny pineapple circles provided by the establishment. -
@robdelaney IVE HAD SEX WITH MANY WOMEN BECAUSE OF A SHARED LOVE OF HAM -
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@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."”@peiafrican -
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@robdelaney: "Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."”@leannemsullivan
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