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    rob delaney‏Verified account @robdelaney 28 Jun 2016

    Contrary to scurrilous rumors, Cormac McCarthy is alive and well and hiding in your daughter's closet with a length of piano wire.

    7:48 AM - 28 Jun 2016
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      1. Ryan Cage‏ @Ryan__Cage 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @robdelaney

        better than him selling the rights to make another movie from his books by fucking James Franco. I'll take the piano wire.

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      2. Campbell Photography‏ @2Campbells 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @Ryan__Cage

        there's hope still -http://deadline.com/2016/05/russell-crowe-james-franco-to-direct-cormac-mccarthy-blood-meridian-cannes-1201749735/ …

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      3. Ryan Cage‏ @Ryan__Cage 28 Jun 2016
        Replying to @2Campbells

        thanks! Improved my morning. His Child of God nearly made me gouge my eyes out and it is one of my favorite Cormac novels.

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    2. Rollo Dimes‏ @Rollo_Dimes 28 Jun 2016
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      Imagining Cormac in the closet comically tangled in 500 feet of piano wire.

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    3. Paul Dietrich‏ @paulrdietrich 28 Jun 2016
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      Rob I have a friend named Cormac McCarthy who is a pro pianist. Not lying. He lives in Cork. Look him up.

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    4. mike‏ @getyashinebox_ 28 Jun 2016
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      I thought that was common knowledge?

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    5. wade snook‏ @w_snook 28 Jun 2016
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      My daughter Scrumpi or my daughter Gruntzit?

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    6. Donald Lynskey‏ @forhesa 30 Jun 2016
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      Who is Cormac McCarthy? I'd look it up,but I don't have a daughter.

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    7. パパ‏ @THEGREGVARGO 28 Jun 2016
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      is he going to restring the baby grand?

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    8. Matthew Oglesby‏ @mr_oglesby 28 Jun 2016
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      even the use of the word scurrilous -- very McCarthian.

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    9. Chase Wilcox‏ @Tha_Chase 28 Jun 2016
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      not funny robb

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    10. Tojo‏ @tojosp 28 Jun 2016
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      haha where the hell did that come from?

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    11. Keven of Online 🇺🇸‏ @TallKeven 28 Jun 2016
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      I just fucked the closet

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    12. Keven of Online 🇺🇸‏ @TallKeven 28 Jun 2016
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      jerking off on the closet, like many thousands before me

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    13. Jørgen Pedersen‏ @Rolex958 28 Jun 2016
      Replying to @robdelaney

      I like watching.. "Watching what, Big C?" Tube amplifiers on @eBay "Oh, my! Gasp & moan!" YES!! STRAPPED TO THE CEILING I JERK

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    14. Evan Johnson‏ @evnjnsn 28 Jun 2016
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      yeah but has he written a new book yet?

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